Hello! That Writer Girl here. I just wanted to announce that I am running for president of the amazing United States of America! I cannot wait to beat fierce competitors like what's-his-name and that-one-guy. Yes, I am just running because it's the new latest trend, but that should not be held against me. In fact, I have heard that blunt honesty actually helps get me votes. I hate everyone in this nation! Americans are the best! America is the most amazing country ever! America is breaking apart and only I can stop it by putting the best people on it. I will fix this country with my amazing plan! What is this plan? you ask. It is the greatest plan of all time. What will it consist of? Awesomeness.
Vote for me for president!
Vote for me for president!
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